Humorous Quotes  

Mark Twain

Humor is the good natured side of truth. 


Success   >>>

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Communication   >>>

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Never mistake legibility for communication.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.


He was so tall that I was not sure he had a face.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Health   >>>

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.